Mark Funk

If you don't try you won't fail.

I don’t need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

motherfuckingwerewolves:

My little brother just got back from the store and told me two gay guys were checking him out. I asked him how he felt about it and he said “Flattered, dude. I’m a hot piece of ass.” Crying because I raised him well.

(Source: brokenbats, via imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal)

buttsmith:

“wake up”

“the house is on fire”

“the TARDIS just landed in the backyard” 

(Source: matturday, via imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal)

When you play a song for a friend & they don’t like it

DEAR DAVID TENNANT,

winterinthetardis:

WHY THE HELL

CAN YOU NOT

FREAKING

CLOSE

BOTH OF

YOUR EYES

AT THE

SAME TIME

WHEN YOU BLINK?!

(via divano-blessia)