June 2012
101 posts
masterchef: a bit too much salt on that potato, your dream is over go home
brystvorte:
you can’t spell disappointment without “me”
When school is out for the summer. →
10knotes:
AT FIRST:
BUT THEN:
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bitchbatch:
cassjaytuck:
...
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my...
theepichumor:
Worked for me.
motherfuckingwerewolves:
My little brother just got back from the store and told me two gay guys were checking him out. I asked him how he felt about it and he said “Flattered, dude. I’m a hot piece of ass.” Crying because I raised him well.
buttsmith:
“wake up”
“the house is on fire”
“the TARDIS just landed in the backyard”
When you play a song for a friend & they don't...
sodamnrelatable:
DEAR DAVID TENNANT,
winterinthetardis:
WHY THE HELL
CAN YOU NOT
FREAKING
CLOSE
BOTH OF
YOUR EYES
AT THE
SAME TIME
WHEN YOU BLINK?!
When you ask your friend about their answers after...
sodamnrelatable:
If you answered the same:
If you answered differently:
via sodamnrelatable
WHEN PEOPLE TELL A JOKE THAT'S JUST NOT THAT FUNNY
teaandgiggles:
I’M LIKE
Leo: What do you mean Will was better? He couldn't find a G-spot with Yahoo Maps.
Karen and Jack: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How I feel when I'm at a *PACKED* gay club...
youneedmeinyourlife:
Actually… Make that *any* gay club…..
karen: hey will, hey grace.
will: karen, this is a bag of garbage.
karen: oh, silly me! how could i make that mistake?
karen: ...twice.
“I was going to have my staff read it, but I thought that, you know… knowledge...”
– Karen Walker (via wonderingoff)
when my friend thinks we could pass as a couple
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