masterchef: a bit too much salt on that potato, your dream is over go home
brystvorte: you can’t spell disappointment without “me”
When school is out for the summer. →
10knotes: AT FIRST: BUT THEN: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
bitchbatch: cassjaytuck: ...
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my...
theepichumor: Worked for me.
motherfuckingwerewolves: My little brother just got back from the store and told me two gay guys were checking him out. I asked him how he felt about it and he said “Flattered, dude. I’m a hot piece of ass.” Crying because I raised him well.
buttsmith: “wake up” “the house is on fire” “the TARDIS just landed in the backyard”
When you play a song for a friend & they don't...
DEAR DAVID TENNANT,
winterinthetardis: WHY THE HELL CAN YOU NOT FREAKING CLOSE BOTH OF YOUR EYES AT THE SAME TIME WHEN YOU BLINK?!
When you ask your friend about their answers after...
sodamnrelatable: If you answered the same: If you answered differently: via sodamnrelatable
WHEN PEOPLE TELL A JOKE THAT'S JUST NOT THAT FUNNY
teaandgiggles: I’M LIKE
Leo: What do you mean Will was better? He couldn't find a G-spot with Yahoo Maps.
Karen and Jack: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How I feel when I'm at a *PACKED* gay club...
youneedmeinyourlife: Actually… Make that *any* gay club…..
karen: hey will, hey grace.
will: karen, this is a bag of garbage.
karen: oh, silly me! how could i make that mistake?
I was going to have my staff read it, but I thought that, you know… knowledge...– Karen Walker (via wonderingoff)
when my friend thinks we could pass as a couple